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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, Jane Austen Bath Soap Bar (56g)

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, Jane Austen Bath Soap Bar (56g)

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For When Love's Lather's Lost.

Is your social life tragical? For a charm of powerful trouble, like a hell-broth boil and bubble. You need a clean that's fresher than the plague-ridden countryside. All’s well that cleanses well when you use this soap for people with a Groats-Worth of Witte. They'll never write another pamphlet about you.


Ingredients: Though it be but little, this soap is fierce. Useth with water and you shall be much more a fresher man. Fair lovely maid and upstart crow alike are beautified with The Unemployed Philospher's Guild' vegetable soap, glycerine, shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil, and buttermilk. Cool it with a baboon's blood, then the charm is firm and good.

Not tested on animals.

Made in the USA.

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