The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, Hester Prynne's – The Scarlet Letter Soap Bar (56g)

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What think ye, gossips? Let the spotlessness fight the grime!

Here is a pure and upright soap that will ostracize grime with the whole dismal severity of the Puritanic code of law.

Hester Prynne’s Scarlet Letter body soap washes away the strange and solitary anguish of your life.

Gets rid of impurity that can’t be corrected at the whipping-post.

Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with this smart little soap!

Ponder.
Rinse.
Repeat.

Ingredients: vegetable glycerine, shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil, grapeseed oil, fragrance.

Not tested on animals.