The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, Aloe-saurus Jurassic Soap Bar (56g)

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Store in a cool, dry place.

Scrubs off 155.7 million years of dirt.

Aloesaurus Jurassic Soap leaves all your terrible lizards clean and fresh. Excavates the dirt from tiny claws – no more sticky Archaeopteryx! Long-lasting, so it’s the perfect soap for thunder lizard sleep-over parties. Discover the dinosaur footprints tracking across every bar.

Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with this smart little soap!

Lather.
Rinse.
Retreat.

Ingredients: vegetable soap with glycerine to get your claws clean, shea butter for softer scales, cocoa butter, olive oil and grapeseed oil keep those little horns handsome, fragrance, and 9 out of 10 theropods agree cucumber oil and aloe will have you exhibition-ready!

Not tested on animals.

Made in the USA.