Sacredly authentic Neapolitan pizza!
Unto you, we giveth the purest of dough made with Italian “00” pizza flour, for it is holy. It is without equal in North America because it is bona fide Neapolitan. Its flavours are true, its recipe is authentic, and its ingredients art for thou to stretch, top, and bake for thy household a divine pizza – without leaving thy household. Amen.
THE NEAPOLITAN TESTAMENT
We, the disciples of traditional Neapolitan pizza, hath been gifted with the most holy of tasks. To bringeth that recipe, which is sacred, from Italy’s pizza promised land to thy humble home. Yes, it is by our stone-oven pre-baking of “00” flour, San Marzano tomatoes, and Italian ingredients that thy tummy may be filled. But it is by thy re-heating that Holy Napoli shall satisfy thy soul.
Ingredients: enriched wheat flour, water, olive oil, salt, malted barley flour, yeast. Contains: wheat.